I want a fiitbit!!!!!!!
15 miles SHATTERED! Last mile was difficult, but I did it!
Finished in 2:35:00!
I’m about a month ahead on my marathon training, which puts me at ease. I like having a buffer!
Now to stuff my face with homemade cinnamon rolls and pass out.
Sweaty selfie to follow
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
nice try mom
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
when you and your friend see someone you hate
serving size: 4
all 4 me
when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.